No, it's not an instruction, what it is however, is my lovely friend's Etsy store...
Fear Me by Andi Fear
Not only has she got an incredibly cool name, she also knits incredibly cool stuff! I love her rag rugs, they're all made out of old clothing or scrap fabric that would otherwise have ended up in the trash. She's also made some knitted one-off pieces out of plastic bags and has some toasty snuggly scarves too (I tried to steal one from her Etsy draws under the stairs but she stopped me. =p)
Check her out!